Albert: What ill is name be.
Mary:is name ill be Stuart.
Albert:Uh maybe i shouldn’t let you drink anymore
Mary: oh come un i only ad one pint….. (mary stumbles to the ground)
Albert: ya and me name be Diego
[the next day Mary woke up and decided to name him Mario]
Mario: Mum Where in the world are me tights
Mary: they be under you blankets dear
Mario: There’s piss on them mum
Mary: there be some extra one from when you be a youngen
Mario: Nevermind
(Mario goes to school)
Teacher: today we will be learning to fight against swords
Mario: we get to use swords
Teacher: oh no that would be to…………(sniffs around)what be that god aweful smell
Mario: i Don’t know
Teacher:anyway we ill be learning to fight against swords by writing a note
Student #1: What
Teacher:You know how they say it the pen is mightier than the sword
Student #2: Ya but a pen be useless in a real fight sir
Teacher: oh fine whoever wants to fight with for real go outside and talk to the battle instructor.
(everyone ets up and leaves)
Battle instructor:Alright everyone pair up and start fighting
(mario partners up with his friend Bob)
Bob: i won’t go easy on you Mario
Mario: lets go
(Bob swings his stick and mario steps back it missis then he jumps and hits bob in the head)
Bob:ow!!
To be continued.
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