Football Bob

Hi my name is Bob at a very young age i fell in love with football but my school wouldn’t let me join the football team it wasn’t because i was bad or to small or anything like that it was because i was born without arms or legs(Don’t ask how i typed this). My favorite player was Niel Patrick Harrison but for some reason people thought that was weird. Nobody else liked him i could never think of a reason why no one would like him but i guess I’ll never know. One day my dad took me to a football game and my favorite team was playing the Oakland raiders and they were losing by 369 points and it was the fourth quarter with a minute left on the clock but i knew they would catch up and win. Sadly they didn’t then out of nowhere i was kicked onto the field, i looked around and saw the Chargers running towards me so i started to wobble away but they were to fast but out of nowhere a was oicked up and set on the sideline i couldn’t tell who did it but i knew who it was so I got up and left tall and proud.